Boxcar Bob is truly here!

[Guest]

-some country music hits the arena and the one and only Boxcar Bob makes his appearance-

-the live crowd can't believe that the super veteran Bob is here-

-Boxcar arrives to the ringand, no without effort, gets in-

Boxcar: Ladies... Ladies and gentlemen, it's for me a great pleasure to announce that you are going to have the great privilege to see ME, no other than your favorite guitarist, kicking asses here in this very ring.

-the live audience stands up and cheers-

Boxcar: Since it is my first season here, shocking your hearts out, I will have to explain to the little kids who am I.

-after a little pause, Boxcar begins-

Boxcar: In my youth, I was considered one of the two sexiest guys in the planet. But that Sinatra... Damn, I hate singers. They always get the best chicks, the best contracts... The best everything. Anyone can sing! But they can't play an instrument. No... Too hard for them. Cowards.

-Boxcar is really pissed-

Boxcar: But time hates us all, and it turned me into this ugly carcass that you see here. But I still have it. I still can wrestle and I still can play the guitar. But since I'm on a ring, I supose I'll have to fight, right?

-the crowd chants for Boxcar Bob-

Boxcar: You'll see who am I... You'll learn about me almost too fast, kids.

-with those words, Boxcar leaves the ring-