Boxcar goes after Able

[Guest]

-As Boxcar's song hits the arena, the crowd stands up-


-Boxcar Bob makes his way to the ring, as always, with his guitar-


-Boxcar enters the ring with huge trouble-


Boxcar: Damn, I'm getting fatter by the minute! I really need to drop those tasty chips... But backstage is so boring!!


-The crowd cheers for Boxcar and laughes-


Boxcar: But I'm not here just to speak, I'm here to wrestle. I'm here to kick someone's butt. But not anyone's butt, like Dark Ryu's... I would love to go to a higher level. And tonight's victim is a hard hitter and, even worse, an unstoppable force.


-The crowd remains in silence, listening to Boxcar-


Boxcar: This time, my friends, Boxcar will make the guy they call "Able" tap out and scream for his mommy to come here and pick him up. It'll be one hell of a scene and I'm sure you'll love it.


-The live audience chants "BoxCar...Boxcar..."-


Boxcar: But you may wonder... Why am I challenging this big guy? Well... I have an answer for that... He is well knonwn for going backstage and laugh at the problems that every wrestler has when they try to hurt him. That, my friends, isn`t too ethical.


-Boxcar makes a pause to take a deep breath-


Boxcar: Sorry, I'm not a long-breathed guy nowadays... Oh... I miss those golden moments, those epic battles... So sad they are gone. So sad that the old days are in the past and the new fatty and sweaty matches are the ones that I suffer every day... But something is still there in my heart. Something is still telling me that I'm not done inside the squared circle.


-The crowd cheers again, this time louder-


Boxcar: Boxcar is not done! Boxcar still has it!! Open those gates and let that huge behemoth come here and see what Boxcar Bob is capable of!! Send him and watch me in action!!