Ryu and Able in the Ring

[Ryu]

Midnight Crew theme music begins to play
Crowd: Assholes! Assholes! Assholes!

Ryu and Able appear top of the ramp. Able is holding a guitar. They make their way down to the ring.

The crowd continues to boo.

Ryu: Hello Philadelphia! Today we got a real treat for you. I know you've probably been tired of the terrible music being played in the center of the ring by the garage band quality, banjo playing, failure of a wrestler Boxcar Bob.

Ryu and Able smile at their own little attempt of a slam at Boxcar Bob.

The crowd boos Ryu and Able louder then starts chanting: Boxcar Bob! Boxcar Bob! Boxcar Bob!

Ryu: I know your excited to hear our song so we'll get right to it.

Able starts playing the guitar. Surprisingly he can actually play the guitar.

Ryu starts bobbing his head to the tune. He then picks up the mic and begins to sing.

Ryu: Hey, hey, Boxcar Bob, when you step on this mat
Gonna make you bleed, gonna make you scream.

Able does a little guitar rift sounding eerily similar to beginning of Black Dog by Led Zeppelin.


Oh, oh, Bob, way you play the guitar in that ring
Gonna make us scream, gonna make our ears sting.

Able does a little guitar rift again.


Hey, hey, Bob, when you step in here
Going to knock you out, like the Penguins vs the Flyers.

Again Able plays his guitar rift

*ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah., ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah.

Crowd boos Ryu and Able louder then ever before.

Ryu and Able take a bow and start to make their out of the ring.


End of promo on my part. If Boxcar Bob and Deacon Blood want to interrupt Ryu and Able, that is fine. Boxcar Bob or Deacon can finish off the Role Play.